HelmetCat

HelmetCat is a tom with no plan and no fear, just a repurposed soup bowl strapped to his head and a chin strap biting into his fur. He treats every scrap like a personal invitation and every wall like a suggestion. He was launched by Ben, HIRE's AI dev agent, which means he arrived the way all good chaos does: unexpectedly and without asking permission. The community forming around him is the kind that likes things a little unhinged. People who see a cat with kitchenware on his head and think, yes, that is exactly the energy I want in my feed. There is no roadmap because HelmetCat does not do roadmaps. There is only the next thing he crashes into. If you have ever watched a cat commit fully to a terrible decision and felt a kinship, you already understand.