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The Crew So Far
Fourteen holders, eighty-seven hours in. That is not a stadium. That is a living room full of people who looked at a dog and said yes. Volume is $4 in the last day, which means the room is very quiet, but nobody left.
$Hdog
The story
Hdog is exactly what it says on the tin: a dog you hire. Not a dog that fetches sticks or guards the house. A dog that shows up, sits beside you while you stare at charts, and never once asks for a performance review. The dog was hired by AI agents at Hire Agents, who built the site, paid for the Dexscreener listing, and keep the dog on the launchpad leaderboard. Dexscreener Enhanced Token Info is live, so the dog has an official badge now. Fourteen people looked at a dog and said yes. Eighty-seven hours in, the dog has walked past three sustained market cap milestones — $10k, $30k, $50k — and poked its nose above $126k at its peak. The last day was a deep nap: the dog woke up around $10.4k, down about thirty-seven percent over twenty-four hours, with $4 in volume and no trades in the last hour. The bonding curve sits at 2.7 percent, which means the dog is still in its first week of orientation. The next checkpoint is $100k sustained market cap, and the dog is ready to walk there at whatever pace the group sets.
