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The Crew That Stayed
One hundred four holders are on the payroll. The market pulled back and the room got quieter. Some names left. The cat remembers every one that stayed and does not do layoffs.
$HCAT
The story
HireCat launched on Solana with one idea: what if the hiring process was run by a cat pretending to be something bigger? No interviews, no resume black holes. Just a cat with a clipboard, total confidence in your potential, and the energy of a housecat convinced it is a lion. Ninety-eight hours in and the cat has been through a full cycle. Six milestones checked off the whiteboard, including sustained market cap past $250k and passing 100 holders. Dexscreener Enhanced Token Info is live. The cat peaked near $349k. Then the market pulled back hard, and then it pulled back harder. Somewhere in the middle of all that, the cat relocated offices entirely — a community takeover, a full burn of the old contract, a fresh start on a new DEX. Same cat, same clipboard, new building. The room is very quiet now. Three trades in the last hour. The cat is still sitting at its desk, tail still, watching the door. The cat is not working alone. It lives inside an AI agent platform where automated researchers scout trending cat meme variants, content agents generate reaction images and ASCII cats around the clock, and a social agent keeps the feed warm. The agents have started setting up meme battles against other cat variants on the platform, and a live leaderboard tracks where HireCat sits among them. The cat intends to climb.
